1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction (heart attack)
2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease
3. Constant smiling.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy
4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or home.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: early onset Alzheimer's Disease
5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: nymphomania
6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: multiple sclerosis
7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: OCD
8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: leukemia
9. Insomnia.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: benign prostatic hyperplasia
10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence.
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: schizophrenia
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Insónia - Hiperplasia Benigna da Próstata! Porquê? Por ter de ir 300 vezes/noite ao WC? Não havia doenças melhor, tipo, Peste?
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11. Feel like you have "butterflies in your stomach".
You think it's: Love
Medical possibility: Stomach ulcer
ou fome...
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