Ecopediatria: March 2009

Foram 6 meses...digamos que me revejo em alguns destes tópicos:p

1. Czytasz to i rozumiesz (you are reading this "in Polish" and understand it...)

2. You actually insist on and ASK FOR SUROWKA with everything you eat...

3. You use ketchup for any meal...and think it's the best darn spice...EVER...period.

4. At the movies...you actually READ THE SUBTITLES now...

5. You think BO (body odour) is a deodorant.

6. You are on the first name basis with all the taxi drivers in Poznań.

7. You are planning on naming your kids...Kasia and Bartosz.

8. You have a shitty mutt of a dog as a pet at home...

9. You get annoyed at the short spellings of words...

10. You don’t hear the screaming Ambulances go by, anymore…

11. You think that our Dean’s Office functions as a Swiss watch…

12. You push and shove…just to be polite…

13. You sear OUT LOUD, like a Polish sailor…

14. You’ve grown a large hairy moustache, even if you are a girl

15. You keep weapons hidden at home, just in case, you know…the Germans…

16. You never Smile, are always pissed off, and reminisce about Good ol’ Communism

17. You think “THE WALL” is in Berlin, and not a Pink Floyd album

18. You think Michael Jackson is a white Romanian…

19. You eat Pork sausages, even if you are a vegetarian

20. You are on your 27th cellphone…

21. You have lesions, rashes, spots and pimples, of unknown origin…

22. You have forgotten who, Bjørn Dæhlie is…

23. You’re more afraid of customs officers than terrorist, when flying…

24. You say Takk for Yes, and not Thank –you anymore…

25. You think Cola-Light should be cheaper than regular, Cola, because it HAS NO SUGAR…

26. You can spot Polish people at airports, like Asians can spot each other…

27. You actually understand the Plenglish that our Profs speak…

28. You begin appreciating light green clothes and golden-mustard buildings.

29. Slavic guys start looking good & you begin thinking all your skirts are too long, (if you’re a girl…)

30. You’re on your 15th girlfriend, who’s also surprised that you don’t want to get married after the 2nd date (if a guy)

31. You say KURWA(!!!) when surprised or to make a point…

32. Your apartment is also known now as Vinmonopolet.

33. You drink Vodka in the Morning and not coffee anymore…

34. You order PIZZA to have something healthy to eat for a change…

35. You are starting learning to play the Accordion.

36. You wear amber as jewelry.

37. You think, half a bottle of Vodka, is a shot.

38. You pretend to study, and our school pretends to teach us…

39. You are keeping the red-Bull company in business, all by yourself…